The mini-play, Gala and Ligeti, is the Peter Dizozza contribution to the March 24-26, 2002 Manhattan Theatre Source 48 Hour Spontaneous Combustion Production. (I believe this was #5. The text is published in the first Spontaneous Combustion Volume, edited by Ed Malin)
Requirements: Opening line is "The whole thing comes down to this," and the play must contain the words, although not necessarily together, "Dalai" and "Lama."
Zoi Floresz (Gala) and Jenn Haffner (Ligeti)